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Woke up with this in my head on Saturday Morning.

To the tune of "Wind beneath my wings"

Have I ever told you that you're ugly.
Have I ever told you that you smell.
Have I ever told you, you can bite me.
Have ever told you go to hell.

No idea where it came from. Thought about expanding it, but the original lyrics aren't really complicated enough to make it worthwhile.
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Whatever happened to Mrs. Beaton?
She got a chopstick
And had wasabi burn.
Apologies to The Stranglers

Yo Sushi's half price sale finishes today. So I'll have to stop printing out vouchers with gender unspecific names to distribute amongst my friends. Good bye Leslie, Kris, Robin and Pat. See you next time they have sale.

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