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Woke up with this in my head on Saturday Morning.

To the tune of "Wind beneath my wings"

Have I ever told you that you're ugly.
Have I ever told you that you smell.
Have I ever told you, you can bite me.
Have ever told you go to hell.

No idea where it came from. Thought about expanding it, but the original lyrics aren't really complicated enough to make it worthwhile.

Date: 2008-06-23 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Did you ever know that you're a wanker,
Did you ever know you you look like shit.
Did you ever know I want to kill you,
'cos you are a fucking little prick.

Sorry Dave - I know "shit" doesn't rhyme with "prick" too well. Creative license and all that. Ah - therapy ;o)

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