cdave | Entries tagged with swearing

I'm off to play rude scrabble with EvilJ and iBon soon, but have some time to kill. Even though spelling is optional, I thought I'd look up the exact spelling of Gonasyphaherpaloids", and found that Skippy's List is being updated again. Including this fantastic tale of Battalion Commander receiving a squid to the face.

For anyone who hasn't seen it Skippy's List is a list of things that one soldier has been explicitly told that he is not allowed to do in the US army. Such as:

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.
185. My name is not a killing word.

The squid thing isn't on the list, because it was technically allowed.