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I've notice that if Bob Marley's Buffalo Soldier comes on the radio, my speed drops by about 10 MPH before I realise I'm slowing down. Contrariwise listening to something really stirring and uptempo while driving, can add a few MPH to the speedometer. Apparently the same is true of funny stuff. If I get nicked, I'm blaming Brad Guigar and Dave Kellett.

Current Mood: hyper

On training today. Some typical responses from me.

Name the most successful businesses in the world:
Chinese Government.

Something the business wants from it's teams:
Kidneys, Liver and other organs.

Split into teams and try to convince a "Stakeholder" of your point of view:
Combine teams and try to play stakeholders off each other.

The trainer is now coming to me last for the funny item.
Pressure!

Current Mood: amused

Whatever happened to Mrs. Beaton?
She got a chopstick
And had wasabi burn.
Apologies to The Stranglers

Yo Sushi's half price sale finishes today. So I'll have to stop printing out vouchers with gender unspecific names to distribute amongst my friends. Good bye Leslie, Kris, Robin and Pat. See you next time they have sale.

Current Mood: silly

Quick Meme I just made up.

How often do you use upper class, and middle class words?

My score: 16/30. Slightly Posh.

I was particularly amused by Cheers / Good Health, as I almost always make people drink to good health for the first drink with a meal :)

Current Mood: amused

I was in danger of getting a bit serious there. Quick read the list of E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone out loud.

Seen at the Librarything Thingology thingie.

Best use of sacrasm in a blog / diary goes to

frandowdsofa for "We appear to have run out of celebrities."

One more linkdump “Limp biscuit” redirects here. For the band, see Limp Bizkit. Hahaha! NSFW.

Current Mood: amused

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