Do you know you're not a mutant?

[cdave]

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[Poll #1420966]

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[eviljules.livejournal.com]

My evil eye is more of a squint. It tends to be used when driving and results in a laser beam causing not only heads, but cars to explode.

I've walked into solid objects not knowing they're there. Passing through them would have been preferable, in hidsight. But then - so have you - remember the lamp post/head bump?

And the mind-reading thing just kinda happens. Stupid brain.