Nooooooo! zzzzzz

[cdave]

I caught someone relabelling the new(ish) coffee machines at work.

I switched to black coffee after being rather disturbed by the latte.

It turns out the black coffee I've been drinking for the last couple of months has been DECAFFEINATED!!

The only way to get an americano black coffee is to order hot water. Throw half the cup away. Then get an expresso. Grr.

Comments

[hawkida.livejournal.com]

If you didn't notice then why does it matter?

[cdave]

I'm annoyed at myself for the placebo effect. I did feel more awake after a cup of brown tasty water.

I had wondered why putting up to strong didn't make me twitchy though.

[cdave]

Also coffee loves me. I feel like I've been cheating.

[crazyscot.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the definition of industrial sabotage. ISTR it featured in Dilbert, too...

[cdave]

That's why my productivity's been shot recently! I have grounds for appeal when my performance review results come out soon.

[robthefish.livejournal.com]

Sounds like it's a Nutrimatic machine...?

[cdave]

I must admit I haven't dared ask it for a cup of tea.

[adelheid.livejournal.com]

Caffeine's bad for you anyway :-)

[idaho-smith.livejournal.com]

"Nutrimatic" jokes aside - some people mustn't have caffeine due to heart disease: what did they get when they pressed de-caff?

[cdave]

The only options that were previous labelled as decaff were a capachino (with yucky foam), and a mocha (too callorific to have regularly).