Woman equals negative problems

[cdave]

I got the Women equals Problems proof email today.

1. To find a woman you need multiples of Time and Money therefore:

   Woman = Time x Money



2. Time is money, so:

   Time = Money



3. Therefore

   Woman = Money x Money

   Woman = (Money)²



4. We know that "Money is the root of all problems",

   Money = (Problems)^(1/2)



5. Therefore

   Woman = ((Problems)^(1/2))²

   Hence
   

   Woman = Problems

However I believe this fails to take into account the negative root. which would mean that there is another valid solution:

Woman = - Problems

In other words, with the right woman all your problems are taken away :)

If you felt that was bit sappy go listen to JoCo's song about his solution.