Who can make fan stuff?

It looks like the BBC are stamping down on knitting patterns, watch out any Whovian crafters/fan ficers out there.

Woman equals negative problems

I got the Women equals Problems proof email today.

( 5 step derivation )

However I believe this fails to take into account the negative root. which would mean that there is another valid solution:

Woman = - Problems

In other words, with the right woman all your problems are taken away :)

If you felt that was bit sappy go listen to JoCo's song about his solution.