<insert crazy ramblings here>

Twister is harder, and just as much fun, as I remember from years ago.

Lemon curd and Lion bar milkshakes, are under-appreciated and give you a huge sugar rush.

Jamie Oliver's portable stove makes a wonderful cheese fondue heater :)

Gravity waves have still not been detected, but there are several ground based detectors looking.

The A23, and all the shops and entertainment along it, are rammed full on a Saturday.

( In soviet Greenwich, the observatory observes you! )

Edit: Couscous, stock cube, fresh garlic, fresh chillies, Worcester sauce, black pepper, spring onions and tomatoes make an excellent dish that I think Archchancellor Ridcully would enjoy.