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We've had some hilariously bad emails from Building management recently.


From: Building Management
Sent: 19 April 2007 16:18
Subject: Fire Alarm Activation

Good Afternoon,

At 15:11 the alarm was activated were able to assess it as a false alarm due to the contamination of a device which has now been isolated.

Sorry for any incontinence caused.

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From: Building Management
Sent: 20 April 2007 16:39
Subject: Update

Dear All

The 6 monthly Insurance inspections will be taking place next week. One lift will be out of operation whilst this is taking place. We will be monitoring this so that we can optimise any inconvenience that may occur as a result.

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From: Building Management
Sent: 26 April 2007 13:40
Subject: Fire Alarm activation - False Alarm

Dear All

To confirm the Fire Alarm activation at approximately 1.30pm was a false alarm.

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From: Dave
Subject: RE: Fire Alarm activation - False Alarm

Um, we haven't had a fire alarm today.

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From: Building Management
Sent: 27 April 2007 12:48
Subject: FW: Power shutdown

Dear All

As a third reminder, we will be carring out a complete power shut down on Sunday 29th April.

This will be from 0800 Hrs to 18000 Hrs.

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From: Dave
Subject: RE: Power shutdown

Shutting down the power for 2 years seems a bit exccesive ;)

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From: Building Management
Sent: 02 May 2007 14:21
Subject: False Alarms - Fire Activation

Dear All

Contactors working on a fit out floor and have discovered a damaged cable. This caused the alarm to go into alarm today at 14.12.

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From: Someone Else
To: Dave
Subject: RE: False Alarms - Fire Activation

was trying to see the clanger .. just spotted it..

the false alarms are now activating fires according to the subject line.....
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