It's not racist if you're daft.

When a bus driver turn off the engine at a random stop, it usually means someone's got on without paying. If someone staggers upstairs swaying, you can guess who it was. Especially if they're muttering that the driver is a "dirty foreigner" under their breath.

But the daft part was that he had the broadest Irish accent I've heard since Brad Pitt in Snatch, and the driver had a Cockney accent.

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Apprentice Fan pays five grand to watch episode, from overseas, via mobile broadband.

The Mars Probe has a twitter!
Via the Evil Mad Scientist

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major_clanger points out a series of ever more nifty photos from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter