Class Clown

On training today. Some typical responses from me.

Name the most successful businesses in the world:
Chinese Government.

Something the business wants from it's teams:
Kidneys, Liver and other organs.

Split into teams and try to convince a "Stakeholder" of your point of view:
Combine teams and try to play stakeholders off each other.

The trainer is now coming to me last for the funny item.
Pressure!