Rasen Frasen Isllignton Post Office

Can anyone explain how A5 letters fit through my letterbox with ease, but DVDs and CDs which are shorter in width and length do not? Forcing me to go down to the post office to pick them up.

While we're on the subject, I don't think I've ever received my Council Tax demand until after the due date. The council say they post them all on time.

*sigh* It's enough to drive you to drink.

Incidentally, I found that I was out of honey last night. Sweet liqueurs (Glayva in this case) make an excellent substitute for honey, in a honey mustard salad dressing :)

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Guy: "I Love you!"
Girl: "I Love you too!"
Both: "The Elves!!"
( Contains irrelevant fantasy violence )

Cinema warnings are getting ridiculous.

Noddy and the Magical Moondust U (Contains no material likely to offend or harm)
As my flatmate said "anyone working in science who doesn't support the theory that 'moondust'
could be 'magic' could be offended".

Dreamgirls 12A (Contains one use of strong language and hard drug references)
I'd just be sitting there for the whole movie waiting for that one use of strong language.

The Cat Returns U (Contains mild peril)
For once I'd like to see a film that contains "Extreme Peril". Mild is not the only adjective out there. How about "Unresolved Peril" or "Surreal Peril" or even "Otiose Peril".