Nice turn of phrases

Phrases that have caught my eye in the last 24 hours:

Describing an automatic carwash as a "Get Eaten by Cthulhu" attraction.

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it’s funny because it’s offensive. Much like Chris Rock, or Michael Jackson’s face.

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makyo was

reminded of
a remark I saw on usenet a few years back. Someone had said something gormless and/or wrong, and had been called on it. They'd replied, defensively, "Well I'm entitled to my opinion" to which another poster had replied "No you're not - you're entitled to your *informed* opinion".

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iBon sent me the following:

( 4 Moffat facts )

Anyway, that's enough Moff facts. None of them will probably lead to anything anyway. And none are as entertaining as the Vin Diesel Facts either.

If RTD is to go, it's as good an appointment as they could possibly have made.

Moffat, that is, not Vin Diesel.

Lesbian Terroist Needles linkdump

offensive_mango mentioned that a terrorist watch is on sale at Argos! Who won't let me just link to it, but insist on trying to figure out where I'm from.

purplepooka point out's out something that Nikki with her love of big yarn would adore:
Extreme knitting!

Snuck in amongst all the other legistation in the embrilogy bill going through Parliament is the news that the civil partner of a woman going through undergoing artificial insemination, gets parental rights too! Hoorah!