As the IT industry see us:

Quoth el reg:

Next week's sees the British National Science Fiction gathering in Bradford, where the great and the bearded will be discussing the RepRap project for self-building machines amongst other things

In Ansible's "As Others See Us" style.

So since I don't have a beard, I must be one of the great!

Nooooooo! zzzzzz

I caught someone relabelling the new(ish) coffee machines at work.

I switched to black coffee after being rather disturbed by the latte.

It turns out the black coffee I've been drinking for the last couple of months has been DECAFFEINATED!!

The only way to get an americano black coffee is to order hot water. Throw half the cup away. Then get an expresso. Grr.