My week as a cryptic series of Bullet points.(tm)

[cdave]

• Monday: Found out I'd be leaving on jet plane next week.
• Tuesday: Bender likes Rikku, because doesn't realise she's an Al'Bhed.
• Wednesday: Failed to play darts, but did hear a dog outsmart the Lord of Evil.
• Thursday: Unexpectedly found some Golden Sprouts in a basement, but had to leave them to play "wind up 118118" with some Unusual Weasels on a first floor.
• Friday: Watched some bubble wrapped Astronauts fight on trapezes, some mechanical Russian's act out an Italian book, and got blessed in a garden of dead roses.
• Saturday: Traveled for 7 hours to spend 2 hours looking at somewhere I will soon spend 4 days, and sit in a room for 4 hours.


Explanations available on request.