Memetic Engineering Sweets*

[cdave]

Ear Worming Tablets : Removes those stubborn tunes that just won't get out your head.

Anti-retro-viral Marketing : Prevents you from passing on those Nostalgic feelings to others.

Eye Can'ty : Stops all cravings for Eye Candy.

Pre-release hype-odermic : One small jab, for 6 months immunity to spoilers.

*not coming soon to a shop near you!

Comments

[odacamilla.livejournal.com]

I need some Eye Can'ty, sounds like the ideal drug to dose men with before they are let out on their own.