I certainly don't remember any riots whilst I was in Cryfield. I did think that the roof would make a good sledge run if it ever snowed. Unfortunately/fortunately I never had the opportunity to test this theory out.

Ah the kissing penguins, I remember many a night standing outside the union watching drunken idiots try to climb them. At least one person managed to make it almost to the top, but he fell off. Fortunately he was too drunk to be seriously hurt.